Yes. That IS a picture of Tom Berenger punching William Forsythe in the balls.
Why? Maybe you should watch The Substitute on Netflix Watch Instantly to find out.
No. I didn’t find that picture on the internet, I had to watch it on my computer and take screenshots. Here is another one.
You won’t be disappointed. It has everything a 13 year old would want in a movie:
Silenced machine guns
Badass hero
Gun fights in a school
Evil drug dealing principal
Farts
Ragtag group of Vietnam mercenaries
Good guys being good guys
Bad guys being bad guys
Extremely awkward yet totally PG sex scene
Redemption
Tom Berenger
Luis Guzman
That guy that kind of looks like Doug E. Doug
Guys repeatedly being thrown out of windows. Not, guys being thrown out of windows throughout the course of the movie, guys being repeatedly thrown out of the same window, like one after another, like 5- 6 guys get thrown out of the same third story library window back to back to back to back to back.
One-liners
Comebacks
Teamwork
Seriously, it’s sunday afternoon, tomorrow you have to go back to work; sit down and treat yourself to something nice.
